THE HANDLEBAR MESSIAH

The Handlebar Messiah is the rudder that guides our course
The Handlebar Messiah is a person, not a force
The Handlebar Messiah is to be followed sans remorse
For the Handlebar Messiah is the rudder that guides our course.

The Handlebar Messiah has a special knowing smile
The Handlebar Messiah has mapped out every single mile
The Handlebar Messiah is free from guilt or guile
The Handlebar Messiah has a special knowing smile.

And through the vast and shadowed wilderness
The Handlebar Messiah is here to lead and bless
Let no other handlebar overtake his place
The Handlebar Messiah is a guide you can't replace

The Handlebar Messiah is the one and only source
Of safety through the darkness -- the rudder that guides our course.

---jrw 6:55pm
11-30-94